About Closure & Co.

Born from heartbreak. Fueled by sarcasm. Smells amazing.

Closure & Co. was founded by one woman with excellent taste in candles and tragically poor taste in men.

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After surviving an emotionally confusing relationship (complete with a shower head-based investigation that somehow became evidence of cheating—yes, really), she had a choice: cry in silence, or monetise the madness. Naturally, she chose both. But then came the candles.

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This isn't your average Pinterest-flavoured self-care shop. This is revenge-but-make-it-retail. We weaponize pettiness and dark humour into products that help you laugh, heal, and light your ex’s memory on fire (metaphorically, unless you’re crafty).

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At Closure & Co., we believe:

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• Sarcasm is self-defence

• “I’m fine” means nothing without a scented candle

• Blocking is a wellness practice

• Healing doesn't always look soft—it sometimes looks like a mug that says “My Ex Was Emotionally Unavailable. This Mug Isn’t.”

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Whether you're fresh out of a situationship or six years deep into “WTF just happened,” our mission is simple:

Help you move on, glow up, and never text him again.
(And if you do? At least now your room smells like sandalwood and emotional boundaries.)

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Closure & Co. is for the ones who turned their breakdown into branding.
For the ones who light candles and cut ties.
For the ones who know that petty is power.

You’re not bitter, babe. You’re better.
And we’ve got the merch to prove it.