Terms & Conditions

Also known as: “Read this before lighting anything on fire.”

By accessing or using Closure & Co.’s website, products, and services, you agree to the following terms. If legal documents make you itchy, just know this one comes with fewer red flags than your last relationship.

👛 1. Our Products

Our items are designed for decorative, ceremonial, and emotional empowerment purposes. Please don’t try to eat, snort, or legally file any of them.

We reserve the right to update product details, pricing, or descriptions without warning—because like your ex, we’re allowed to change our minds. Unlike your ex, we’ll actually tell you.

🛒 2. Orders

When you place an order, you're agreeing that:

• You’re providing accurate, up-to-date info.

• You won’t blame us for typos you made in your shipping address.

• You understand that once your candle is lit, we can’t magically un-light it or unship your feelings.

We reserve the right to cancel any order for any reason—especially if it smells like fraud, chaos, or emotional instability.

🚚 3. Shipping & Delivery

We ship from Derby, UK. Standard processing time is 3–5 business days, plus transit time depending on where you are on Earth (or where you fled after blocking him).

Shipping delays can happen, because couriers aren’t gods. But if something goes wrong, Vent Here, Babe, and we’ll fix it.

💸 4. Returns & Refunds

If something arrives damaged or defective, email us and we’ll sort it like functioning humans. We don’t accept returns on used items (looking at you, half-burned candles), but if something’s truly wrong—we got you.

We do not offer emotional refunds, closure guarantees, or take back items just because you miss him now. That’s a you problem.

📧 5. Emails & Marketing

If you sign up for our emails, we’ll send you occasional updates, discounts, and savage affirmations. You can unsubscribe anytime. No hard feelings.
(But you’ll miss the jokes.)

🔐 6. Intellectual Property

All content on this site—products, copy, branding, photos, even the phrase “Ceramic Clapbacks™”—belongs to Closure & Co. You may not steal, repost, resell, or pass off our petty as your own.

Basically: don’t plagiarize us. We have candles and time.

⚖️ 7. Legal Stuff

We’re based in the UK, which means all transactions, terms, and subtle legal threats fall under UK law. Any disputes will be handled by people in robes—legal robes, not bathrobes.

🤝 8. Respectful Use

We exist to help people heal (and laugh). If you use our site or products to harass others, spread hate, or act like a troll—we’ll block you faster than your ex’s rebound relationship ended.

💌 Questions?

Reach out anytime via our Vent Here, Babe page.
We’re emotionally available and legally obligated to help (within reason).