No more late-night breakdowns over a man who couldn’t commit to plans, let alone a personality. This candle is your signal flare to the group chat: the clown has been blocked, the receipts have been archived, and the vibe has been restored.
🕯️ Scent Profile:
Burns with quiet confidence, lemony boundaries, and a subtle undernote of “I unfollowed his band’s Instagram.”
🔥 Burn Time: 40 glorious hours—longer than he kept any promise.
“By lighting this candle, you confirm that you have cried, healed, and now talk about him strictly in a comedic tone. The group chat is proud of you. So are we.”
So go ahead, light it up. You're not just moving on. You're moving way up.