Congratulations on your emotional promotion: you're no longer the unpaid therapist of underwhelming men with mother issues and Spotify DJ dreams.
This candle is your official resignation letter from fixer-upper romances, healing hobbies, and anyone whose idea of communication is weaponized silence.
🕯️ Scent Profile:
Smells like boundaries, with notes of sarcasm, sandalwood, and the sudden realization that you deserve better.
🔥 Burn Time: 40 hours - longer than his attention span and definitely longer than that situationship lasted.
📦 Label Says:
“Made with sarcasm.”
(Also soy wax, but who cares?)
Light it, love. The only thing you’re saving now is yourself.