One scroll to block them all.
This isn’t your average sad-girl scribble. This is an officially unofficial contract to cut ties, reclaim peace, and never again answer “u up?” at 1:42am. Designed to be read, signed, and ceremonially sealed (ideally by candlelight with your phone in Airplane Mode), this scroll turns your emotional boundaries into an art form.
📜 What’s Inside:
A savage set of declarations (because “I deserve better” hits harder in print)
A signature line for you and a witness—preferably your most unhinged friend
A ceremonial oath that is neither legally enforceable nor emotionally optional
Crafted to fit perfectly inside our candles, gift boxes, or your scrapbook of regrets
Perfect for gifting, framing, burning, or rereading anytime you feel weak and start romanticizing a man who once said “I’m just really bad at texting.”
Because healing is a process.
And this scroll is Step One: Block with Intent.