Fresh, final, and legally blessed—this candle is what happens when sage just isn’t enough and the only thing left to cleanse is your entire dating history.
🕯️ Scent Profile:
Top notes of lemon-scented paperwork, chilled eucalyptus, and spiritual detachment.
Heart notes of lavender, ink from the restraining order, and relief.
Base notes of fresh linens, served cold.🔥 Burn Time: 40 hours—roughly the same amount of time it took to realize he was a walking red flag in grey sweatpants.
💬 Label Says:
“This scent is cleared by the emotional court of petty grievances. You're no longer legally—or spiritually—obligated to reply.”✨Perfect For:
Lighting after your final court appearance (or just a final text)
Marking the end of an era and the beginning of your villain arc
Gifting to your friend who finally got off his phone plan
Clean air. Clean conscience. Zero contact.
This isn't just a candle. It’s the scent of divinely mandated distance.
Smells like a Clean Slate and Court-ordered Distance
The No Contact Candle Covenant™ Scroll
A legally binding emotional cease-and-desist.Because sometimes the only thing stopping you from texting him is a beautifully dramatic parchment and the fear of disappointing your group chat.
This scroll is your official, notarized (by vibes) declaration of freedom from men who think a Spotify playlist counts as communication. Designed for ceremonial candle lighting, midnight sob-laughs, and spiritual boundary enforcement.
📜 Features:
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Affirmations that slap harder than his communication skills
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Hilariously specific “I will nots” (because someone had to say it)
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Signature section so you can commit with flair
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Witness box for your most judgmental and loyal best friend
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Perfect for framing, burning (if you must), or dramatically reading aloud while wearing sunglasses inside
🔥 Gift Box Bonus:
Tuck it inside with your candle of choice and watch your bestie ascend from heartbreak peasant to petty queen of peace.Light the wick. Sign the scroll. Block the boy.
We do not go back. Unless it’s for screenshots.-