In true channelling your inner Johnny Depp, this mug will remind you of the clarity you need for those lonely Tuesday nights when those rose tinted goggles take effect.
 
With bold black text and painfully accurate insight, this ceramic masterpiece is perfect for sipping tea while reflecting on all the time you wasted imagining emotional depth where there was just a WiFi signal and avoidant attachment.
Details:
11oz capacity, for coffee, tea, or tears
Microwave and dishwasher safe, unlike your ex
Emotionally scalding from every angle
Pairs well with:
The “I Loved a Version of You That Never Existed” mug
Blocking him mid-sip
A coaster that says, “This product may cause clarity and zero desire to text your ex.”
Drink up, darling. Delusion is out. Detachment is in.