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Candles
These aren’t just candles. These are ritual tools for emotional exorcism, delicately fragranced with vengeance, wit, and a hint of sandalwood. Every label is a love letter to your last straw—and every burn is a bold middle finger to whoever made you cry at brunch.
🕯️ Light one when you need to:
Block with conviction
Mourn what never really was
Make your flat smell less like despair and more like “thank god he’s gone”
Hand-poured, emotionally charged, and passive-aggressively perfect for gifting (even if it’s to yourself).
These aren’t just candles. These are ritual tools for emotional exorcism, delicately fragranced with vengeance, wit, and a hint of sandalwood. Every label is a love letter to your last straw—and every burn is a bold middle finger to whoever made you cry at brunch.
🕯️ Light one when you need to:
Block with conviction
Mourn what never really was
Make your flat smell less like despair and more like “thank god he’s gone”
Hand-poured, emotionally charged, and passive-aggressively perfect for gifting (even if it’s to yourself). …
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